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Doppelregenbogenmann
Friday, November 12, 2010
And for the second funniest drug-induced disaster in history, just listen to that dreadful Süßmayr Sanctus…..sheesh.
Sadly, oblen does not mean oblation
Saturday, August 7, 2010
I think maybe this google CAPTCHA may have discovered a heretofore unknown Haydn Mass…..judge for yourself:
Also, the first image posted here that has NOT been inexpertly run through my cheap fake photoshop-type program. You’re welcome.
That’s French for….Blanche Devereaux
Saturday, July 31, 2010
A while back, a friend basically dared me to set the text of this amazing (yet, as it turns out, intentionally satirical) tirade against the Golden Girls in the style of a Bach Passion…..this was my best effort. (ideally the first line “The Golden Girls television program was never much to look at” would be a choral movement…but who has the time? So I started with the following line in a recitative (click to embiggen):
I bet the reaction videos are totally boring, though
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
TWO GIRLS ONE DA CAPO [completely SFW]
Auf die Dächer zwischen blassen Wolken schaut der Mond herfür
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Three Hugo Wolf Moon:
Ach, was für ein verwirrtes Gewebe weben wir
Friday, June 25, 2010
I’m sure that was horrible German…don’t ask for my pehperz!
Anyway, you xkcd fans might remember the brilliant Movie Timelines (for others of you here’s a little taste, but you should check out the whole thing, srsly)
Well, wouldn’t you know it, some brilliant mind came up with a web tool to make your own! It’s a little clunky but it gets the job done quite nicely….of course I knew I needed to use it to make the plot of some opera even harder to grasp! I chose Zauberflöte because a) I know it pretty well, b) it’s already confusing as hell and would make a nice convoluted graph, and c) ok it was really either that or Peter Grimes (the two operas with which I have been, at one time or another, the most obsessed with) and I don’t think I’m emotionally ready to reenter the world of Grimes to the degree that I would have to….anywho, here’s a little sample to tickle your fancy, but please to click to embiggen and see the whole thing in its curvaceous glory.
I’m sure I left out a few things and didn’t elucidate other things enough, but pretty good for a first try, eh?
And in his tiny, childish voice, too.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
The Atlanta Symphony just changed their logo to purge the Calatrava nonsense from our memories:
Nice, stylish, and fairly classy. But it seemed……vaguely familiar.
Yes! The banner outside of every UCC church (admittedly not too many in Atlanta, but still). So then naturally this came to mind:
I think it has a nice ring to it…..
Opera Porn Titles
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Now available at The Pleasure Chest:
Whore-feo (/and Urine Dykes, /in my Underpants)
Dildo and Anus
Asses and Vag-atea
The Magic Glutes
Les Huge-nuts
The Fucking Butch Man
Stiff Fella: ohhhh!
The Battered Bride
The Girl of the Golden Shower
Johnny’s Cock-y
Peter Grinds
Einstein on the Bitch
Dicks in China
Yes, some of these only work if you mispronounce the original title; if that’s the only thing you find wrong with this post then you and I should have a talk…