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Planing, planing, over the ocean blue

fauxbourdont

N.B. top excerpt is from Bach Mass in b minor – Et Resurrexit, generic bottom is from Beethoven Mass in C – Et vitam venturi. I understand that the Bach example might not count as Fauxbourdon in its most traditional definition (as derived from the medieval polyphonic practice commonly associated with Dufay) because it consists of parallel second inversion triads rather than first inversion triads, story as found in the Beethoven example. Some might call this use of parallel triads “planing”, which I associate primarily with the impressionists and the specific color it imparts in that music – I prefer the term fauxbourdon to describe any parallel triads that occur in Renaissance/Baroque/Classical music to exempt them from the parallel fourths rule.

Also I’m not a Beethoven fan. Haters Bach off.

The Verdi Requiem

….simplified.

ERTS SER NERS TER BER BERCK HERM WHER ER BERLERNG

your use of scordatura gives me

FFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlalala

Doppelregenbogenmann

I think maybe this CAPTCHA may have discovered a heretofore unknown Haydn Mass…..judge for yourself:

Also, physician the first image posted here that has NOT been inexpertly run through my cheap fake photoshop-type program. You’re welcome.

Context.

And for the second funniest drug-induced disaster in history, buy just listen to that dreadful Süßmayr Sanctus…..sheesh.

Sadly, oblen does not mean oblation

I think maybe this google CAPTCHA may have discovered a heretofore unknown Haydn Mass…..judge for yourself:

Also, ed the first image posted here that has NOT been inexpertly run through my cheap fake photoshop-type program. You’re welcome.

That’s French for….Blanche Devereaux

I think maybe this google CAPTCHA may have discovered a heretofore unknown Haydn Mass…..judge for yourself:

Also, ed the first image posted here that has NOT been inexpertly run through my cheap fake photoshop-type program. You’re welcome.
A while back, case
a friend basically dared me to set the text of this amazing (yet, as it turns out, intentionally satirical) tirade against the Golden Girls in the style of a Bach Passion…..this was my best effort. (ideally the first line “The Golden Girls television program was never much to look at” would be a choral movement…but who has the time? So I started with the following line in a recitative (click to embiggen):

I bet the reaction videos are totally boring, though

TWO GIRLS ONE DA CAPO [completely SFW]

Auf die Dächer zwischen blassen Wolken schaut der Mond herfür

Three Hugo Wolf Moon: